Second Judgment

[divine_ferrari]

I am not happy. Not one bit.

For the past 24 hours, I have been shuffled around against my will every two hours. If anybody knows what's going on, I demand an explanation!

In the meantime, I'd better see who I'm with this time...

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

None of us are happy right now, genius. The same thing is happening to all of us!

[divine_ferrari]

That's not what I asked! I want to know what's going on here!

[rainbowbrush]

You really need to relax. You're gonna pop, old man.

None of us know, either.

[divine_ferrari]

*deep breath, feels slightly calmer*

Fine. Then tell me this. Has anything of this sort ever happened before?

[rainbowbrush]

Nope!

Well, there was the time that the entire place turned into a beach, and the time everything was beer... but nothing like this!

1/2

[divine_ferrari]

2/2

[divine_ferrari]

Why didn't you tell me this sooner?

[rainbowbrush]

You didn't ask.

Besides, would you have believed me? I don't think you would have, not 'til you saw what this place does with your own eyes.

[divine_ferrari]

That doesn't excuse the fact that you withheld information!

[rainbowbrush]

But I didn't.

...Do you enjoy yelling at children?

[divine_ferrari]

...Children need discipline.

[rainbowbrush]

Are you gonna hit me, mister? *sniffle*

[divine_ferrari]

That's your guardians' territory, not mine.

[rainbowbrush]

My guardian isn't here, and I never listen to him anyway.

[divine_ferrari]

Obviously! I mean whomever is assigned as your "parents" here.

[rainbowbrush]

Not gonna happen, sorry.