Fifteenth secret: So, so wrong
[The feed clicks on to the library. Aizen is standing before one of the desks, a pile of books on various science subjects by one hand, a huge volume on elementary chemistry by the other. He straightens his glasses and clears his throat, getting in the teacher pose.
Then he breaks into song.]
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium...
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium!
[PCD musical accompaniment!]
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
(Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a short quiz next period.)
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium -
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
[Deep breath! Only a bit more to go!]
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard -
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.
[Roaring applause!
... or not. More probably a headdesk.]
Then he breaks into song.]
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium...
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium!
[PCD musical accompaniment!]
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
(Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a short quiz next period.)
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium -
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
[Deep breath! Only a bit more to go!]
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard -
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.
[Roaring applause!
... or not. More probably a headdesk.]