Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday
friendlytampon and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
belladonnaelf (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4672 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
divided_poet