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Top 10 Reasons to Date a Glenforest Lifeguard:
10. We like it wet
9. Mouth To Mouth is our specialty
8. We really do have 12' reaching poles
7. We are experts at the breast stroke
6. We really get your heart going
5. We walk around practically naked
4. We always use latex
3. Unlike our swim suits, we don't wear out after one session.
2. We don't break hearts, we bring them back to life
1. WE ARE CERTIFIED, SO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO PUMP AND WHEN TO BLOW!!!
*gigglesnort*
I ♥ Lifeguards and Facebook.
10. We like it wet
9. Mouth To Mouth is our specialty
8. We really do have 12' reaching poles
7. We are experts at the breast stroke
6. We really get your heart going
5. We walk around practically naked
4. We always use latex
3. Unlike our swim suits, we don't wear out after one session.
2. We don't break hearts, we bring them back to life
1. WE ARE CERTIFIED, SO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO PUMP AND WHEN TO BLOW!!!
*gigglesnort*
I ♥ Lifeguards and Facebook.