funny joke....
"April wasnt the best student in Sunday school.She slept through class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping & asked "April,who created the universe?"When April didnt stir, Johnny took a pin & jabbed her in the rear."GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April & the teacher said "Very good."April fell back asleep.Later the teacher asked her "Who is our lord & savior?"April didnt stir & Johnny jabbed her again."JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April & fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked her a 3rd question "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"Johnny jabbed her with the pin. April jumped up & shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"The teacher fainted."