Bartalk
My former roommate and I went to a bar last night. She met a boy from her class, who tried to engage her in conversation. When we finally escaped to the bathroom, the stalls were full. Naturally, we started discussing the boy, while checking ourselves out in the mirror.
Roommate: "Eh, he's nice. But he likes to talk about himself a whole lot. And, I like to talk about myself a whole lot. So, that's not a very good fit."
The door to one of the stalls opens.
Girl, sitting on the toilet: "I just had to say - you guys are having the best conversation ever."
Yeah, we're pretty deep.
Roommate: "Eh, he's nice. But he likes to talk about himself a whole lot. And, I like to talk about myself a whole lot. So, that's not a very good fit."
The door to one of the stalls opens.
Girl, sitting on the toilet: "I just had to say - you guys are having the best conversation ever."
Yeah, we're pretty deep.