Fa La La La La...La La La ouch.

[usourselveswe]

Who: Billy, Spider-man, Raimundo, Partners.
What: Twas the fight before Christmas
When: December 17th, Evening [backdate]
Where: Tetha Shopping mall, department store.

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[livingontheweb]

Peter ducked away when he heard the clatter,
He didn't need to look to see what was the matter
He change into his tights, grabbed a bag that was nearby
And then up he went, leaping quite high
Over the Tamers and Digimon shopping,
He threw the bag at the crooks, shouting "Hey Billy! Here's coal in your stocking!"

[usourselveswe]

Two Billys turned and caught the bag...with their faces. The hit the floor under the weight of a bag full of Winter boots and let out strangled yelps.

"Aw man, why'd this jerk have ta show up!" A third Billy complained stuffing a woman's pearl necklace in a bag.

"It's alright Billy, after all there's plenty of holiday cheer to go around!" Another Billy called and a set of 12 Billy's turned to face Spider-man while Billy Bird hovered around nervously looking for Spidey's partner.

[windnotmetaphrs]

Meaning, totally oblivious to what was happening, Raimundo was walking around the mall, with a big sandwich that he got from the food court in his hand. Piyomon was following closely behind him.

And without even knowing, he started heading to the place where Billy Numerous and Spider-Man currently were.

[livingontheweb]

Billy Bird didn't have all that far to look. Stingmon came up behind the Hawkmon, tapped his shoulder, coughed "Ahem", and then threw a punch straight at the bird's face.

Meanwhile, down on the ground, Spidey spayed webbing at the faces of two of the Billy's, then doing a somersault towards another, attempting to plant both his feet into the copy's gut. "So, you guys are out Christmas Shopping too? You do know that you still have to pay for those right? 20% percent off in no way means free."

[usourselveswe]

There was the unmistakable sound of a chicken squawk as Billybird was sent spiraling behind a counter in a explosion of feathers.

Billy one and Billy two yelled out loud and started pulling on the webbing and runnning around in a panic, they ran into each other promptly and got their webbed heads stuck together as they collided with the sound of two coconuts hitting a hollow log.

The Billy that was kicked yelped and flew backwards crashing into Raimundo and splattering his sandwhich between them.

"Aw see boys this is just a misunderstanding, see we have a five finger discount webhead, and with ten fingers a piece..." The six Billys looked at one another confused as they attempted to count their fingers.

Meanwhile three remaining Billys were trying to sneak off to loot more.

[windnotmetaphrs]

The poor boy was hit with a Billy, causing his sandwich to splat right onto his white jacket. He fell over, growling as he pushed the Billy off. He then got up, looking down at his jacket and frowning. He was about to say something, before noticing more Billies like the one who thrashed his sandwich about.

"Alright... No one gets away with ruining my sandwich!" Raimundo growled, looking quite angry. Almost like he was going to blow a gasket. He turned, noticing three Billys leaving the scene.

The boy smirked, turning to Piyomon. Piyomon nodded and evolved to Fairymon, aiming a kick at them as Raimundo jumped forward to do the same.

[livingontheweb]

"Well that pretty much rules out you guys going onto thievery for the mental challenge." Spidey quipped, before firing a webline at one of six, swinging him around and throwing him in the direction of the other five,

[usourselveswe]

The Billy spidey webbed screamed and flailed helplessly crashing and scattering his clones like milk cans at a carnival.

"Come on webhead, that toy is for ages ten and up!" A billy called as he and another lunged at Spidey from behind with candy cane clubs.

Billybird for his troubles was crawling away with a bag of stolen jewelry and watches.

[livingontheweb]

'Spider sense tingling!' Spidey turned around.

"So that would mean you don't have the necessary brainpower to use it huh?" He replied as his hands went for the canes, attempting to pull them out of the Billy's grasp.

As for Billybird? Stingmon landed right in front of him. "Forgetting someone?"

[usourselveswe]

Billybird whimpered "Nah b...but I was hopeing you had." With a sqwack and a cry he scramble in the opposite direction trying to lose himself in the forest of clothing racks.

The two Billys held fast to their weapons engaging in a tug of war with Spider-man "Give it up webhead it's the season of givin'!" one of them growled.

[livingontheweb]

"Hell Squeeze!" Stingmon cried, his antenna lashing out towards the Hawkmon, preparing to grab him.

Spidey tugged back. HARD. "What? These weren't for me? Because I could've sworn they were with the way you were running at me."

[usourselveswe]

Billybird let out another cry and clumsally took flight avoiding the grab by inches. "H...Ha! too slow bug bra-BWACK!" and with that anguished sqwack Billybird clotheslined himself on a holiday banner.

Billys one and two both grinned "Oh lookie here you're right, tag says "To: Bugbreath" and with that they both let go hoping he hit himself.

Quietly a pair of Billys snuck around back of the stores ten foot Christmas Tree and started pushing twords Spider-man.

[livingontheweb]

Had it beens omeone else, that trick might've worked, but chief among the webslinger's skills is insane reflexes that allowed him to keep the clubs from hitting him. "Thanks, I'm touched. Oh forgot to give you yours." He swung the canes at the Billys one and two. "It's a pair of matching lumps."

Over near the banner Stingmon chuckled. "You know what's ironic about what you just said Billy? A bug's brain would've noticed that thing."

[usourselveswe]

The Billys let out grunts and hit the ground hard with large goose eggs to match.

The Other two gave the Christmas Tree a hard shove twords Spiderman sending it crashing down.

Billybird grunted and took a halfhearted swipe at Stingmon missing and spinning idly hung by the banner.

[livingontheweb]

'BIG DANGER! MOVE!' was the order that the spider-sense conveyed, and Peter complied. flipping out of the way before the tree landed, and leaping at the pair that had pushed it over, going to grab their heads and conk them together.

Stingmon grabbed both ends of the banner, tying them together to restrain Billy Bird.

[usourselveswe]

The Billys yelped and went down hard. No Billys left standing, in fact many of the K.O'd had vanished.

Billybird whimpered, "S...so now what happens?"