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Yeah - more Mitch quotes. Sorry, but he's cracking my shit up right now!
"I got my hair highlighted b/c I thought some strands were more important than others."
"I've seen a human pyramid - and it was completely unecessary."
"If you had a friend who was a tight-rope walker, and you were walking down the sidewalk with him, and he fell - that would be completely unacceptable."
"I opened up a yogurt, and on the lid it said 'please try again'. They were having a contest I was unaware of. I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. 'Come on Mitchell - don't give up ... please try again ... a message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait.' Fruit on the bottom - hope on the top."
"Alcholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'God damn it Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'God damn it Otto, you have Lupus.' One of those doesn't sound right."
I think I'm done now. This guy rocks hardcore.