You know you're hard up when
...you're watching Good Eats and you imagine what it would be like to fuck Alton Brown and yell "Oh, AB you're so hard," which would in all likelihood to actually be "Oh AB, what did you do to these root vegetalbes and aromatic to let them retain their firmness AND flavor!"
This biweekly sex deal is starting to suck. Especially when my week is viciously stolen by his job.
I really need to get laid. No drugs, alcohol, chocolate or sex. From these small beginnings the downfall of all the nations of man may come. Don't say I didn't warn you
This biweekly sex deal is starting to suck. Especially when my week is viciously stolen by his job.
I really need to get laid. No drugs, alcohol, chocolate or sex. From these small beginnings the downfall of all the nations of man may come. Don't say I didn't warn you