I should've known

Sep 09, 2005 18:05

I've been losing friends on here like crazy lately so I think I'm going to try to be a little more upbeat for awhile.

So!

When Anna and I were on our sexy date at Half Price Books last weekend, I was telling her about this idea I had. Basically what I would do is buy some really trashy romance novels with really awesome, cheesy covers- you know, with Fabio and such. Then I would make sure they looked worn, dogear some pages and stuff, blah blah blah. Then I would start carrying one around in my purse. Hopefully someone would see it in there and pull it out. I would act really freaked out, like I'd been found out, and then try to cover it up by saying stuff like, "Oh...uh, that must be my mom's or something" or "How did that get in there?" So basically the idea is to make myself look like some very sad, desperate woman. It's kind of a crazy thing to do, but I think it's funny and so does Anna. So maybe I'll do it.

Another thing I've really been wanting to do lately is grow my hair out long enough for a beehive. I'd actually like to have a beehive for awhile. I haven't decided if it would be better to have the hair and continue to dress normally or if I would want to wear crazy clothes, too. Either way, I think it would totally rule.

schemes

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