just the tip of the bitchburg

[divanation]

..."I will not even remotely consider apologizing to Janice for anything beyond equipment failure and that is a general apology to everyone. As for my "treatment of your Partner". If I had responded appropriately, I would have leashed this mutt long ago. I have still refrained from dressing her down as she deserved out of respect for you. However, the headache is simply not worth it. At this rate, I'll pay her to get gone just to eliminate the discomfort. She been an annoyance to everyone that as encountered her. She is rude, deceitful, and undeservingly arrogant about what no one can figure out. Her pseudo-superior disposition is as readily apparent as her rotund and unpleasant constitution and her penchant for manipulation is as demeaning as it is transparent and unwelcome. I have long been angry and disgusted..."

latest email from my landlahd.
apparently, i'ma fat, loud, overly opinionated bitch-mutt.
alas, i'ma fat, loud, overly opinionated bitch-mutt that's
about to own this unfortunate, ign'ant motherfucker's house.

called an attorney today;
not only is the new york city housing authority loving me for all the documentation/ foto's i have
of the delapidated crackpad we currently reside in,
my civil suit is going to keep this sexist, lookist piece of petulant boy-meat in court until
he screams gawd damn "uncle" and offers me his teensy weensy penis on a shiny shiny silver platter.

never ever fuck with the ladies,
'specially not those of the rotund, unpleasant, muttish variety.