Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I broke
fleen's X-Box (-12 points). In April I turned
aphrodeia in for farting in church (3 points). In July I helped
mllefleurdelys across the street (6 points). Last Friday I pushed
tytaniastrange in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-26 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
divamelisande