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For some reason today i had this huge urge to go buy condoms. I decided that now that im on birth control suddenly my urge to wait to have sex has been overwhelmed by the urge to have a lot of sex at this very moment... well not like RIGHT now but you know what i mean.
Danielle and I were talking the other night and we both feel SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED !!!
So i went to walmart and got the condoms. The worlds #1 best selling condoms that have a twisted tip. hah
SO here i am a single virgin on birth control with a pack of condoms... thats fucking hilarious and pathetic at the same time.
BUT i guess if i find myself in bed with some guy down the road ill be prepared instead of knocked up. SO THERE YOU GO
Danielle and I were talking the other night and we both feel SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED !!!
So i went to walmart and got the condoms. The worlds #1 best selling condoms that have a twisted tip. hah
SO here i am a single virgin on birth control with a pack of condoms... thats fucking hilarious and pathetic at the same time.
BUT i guess if i find myself in bed with some guy down the road ill be prepared instead of knocked up. SO THERE YOU GO