IM NOT DEAD!
IN THE WORLD OF MIKES MIND TODAY:
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THE BIBLE: Now 15% more contradictory!
AND THE WORD OF THE DAY: BIMBOESQUE: BIM - BO - ES - K: acting like bimbo.
TODAY'S TOP STORY: PINK'S NOT DEAD!
Pink's forth CD, IM NOT DEAD is out. I just thought i would let everyone know, who thought that perhaps, like her career, she had also died. Alas, she's still around, and her new CD isn't horrible, especially the song STUPID GIRLS which is an ode to shallow, blonde bimboesque sluts. If you happen to have an extra 14.99 you could purchase it, but i would recommend buying another CD, like TINA TURNER: ALL THE BEST. Still though, a valiant creative effort from Mrs. Alicia Moore (aka - Pink).
MIKE GIVES IT: ONE THUMB UP
In other news in the world today. . .
Lighthearted Katie Couric is leaving the today show to do the CBS evening news. : - ( * sobs uncontrollably * I don't know who is going to replace her, but she will always have a place on the Today show couch in my heart, next to Matt Lauer with the fucked up hair, the asian woman, and Al Roker who's head is growing increasingly larger over time.
I do wonder who her replacement will be. I thought that perhaps Janice Dickinson would fill the void quite well. She's always so perky, wether it's natural or drug induced need not be discussed, and i can imagine her not putting up with to much bullshit during an interview and getting answers to hard hitting questions. If she would have interviewed O.J. i think we would know the truth right now because i don't put it past her to pull a knife on him.
". . . I WANNA KNOW NOW GODDAMNIT DID YOU FUCKIN KILL HER OR NOT! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK! YOU'RE A LIAR! ! ! !. . . . up next, baking tips from martha stewart and we go outside studio 1-a to complete our summer concert series. . . "
Katie will also be making appearances on 60 minutes. Sorry, i respected her until that point. 60 minutes is about as mind-numbingly boring as Genesis through Revelations. Granted the bible has murder and damnation stories, so i would actually say that it's slightly more exciting than 60 minutes. Its amazing to me what people do for money. She gave up morning coffee and upbeat conversation for geriatric news talk all for a 2 million dollar raise. Pffft. Skank.
Well thats all of whats going on IN THE WORLD OF MIKES MIND TODAY.
IM OUT! PEACE! ! !
<3 michael
Brought to you in-part by the maker of the following product:
THE BIBLE: Now 15% more contradictory!
AND THE WORD OF THE DAY: BIMBOESQUE: BIM - BO - ES - K: acting like bimbo.
TODAY'S TOP STORY: PINK'S NOT DEAD!
Pink's forth CD, IM NOT DEAD is out. I just thought i would let everyone know, who thought that perhaps, like her career, she had also died. Alas, she's still around, and her new CD isn't horrible, especially the song STUPID GIRLS which is an ode to shallow, blonde bimboesque sluts. If you happen to have an extra 14.99 you could purchase it, but i would recommend buying another CD, like TINA TURNER: ALL THE BEST. Still though, a valiant creative effort from Mrs. Alicia Moore (aka - Pink).
MIKE GIVES IT: ONE THUMB UP
In other news in the world today. . .
Lighthearted Katie Couric is leaving the today show to do the CBS evening news. : - ( * sobs uncontrollably * I don't know who is going to replace her, but she will always have a place on the Today show couch in my heart, next to Matt Lauer with the fucked up hair, the asian woman, and Al Roker who's head is growing increasingly larger over time.
I do wonder who her replacement will be. I thought that perhaps Janice Dickinson would fill the void quite well. She's always so perky, wether it's natural or drug induced need not be discussed, and i can imagine her not putting up with to much bullshit during an interview and getting answers to hard hitting questions. If she would have interviewed O.J. i think we would know the truth right now because i don't put it past her to pull a knife on him.
". . . I WANNA KNOW NOW GODDAMNIT DID YOU FUCKIN KILL HER OR NOT! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK! YOU'RE A LIAR! ! ! !. . . . up next, baking tips from martha stewart and we go outside studio 1-a to complete our summer concert series. . . "
Katie will also be making appearances on 60 minutes. Sorry, i respected her until that point. 60 minutes is about as mind-numbingly boring as Genesis through Revelations. Granted the bible has murder and damnation stories, so i would actually say that it's slightly more exciting than 60 minutes. Its amazing to me what people do for money. She gave up morning coffee and upbeat conversation for geriatric news talk all for a 2 million dollar raise. Pffft. Skank.
Well thats all of whats going on IN THE WORLD OF MIKES MIND TODAY.
IM OUT! PEACE! ! !
<3 michael