F. A. F. stand for...
Fake. Ass. Friends & Family.
Now ya'll know, I'm a ride or die type of girl. I will tell you that you're wrong for whatever you may be doing, but unless you do something horrible, I'm going to have your back. That said, lemme tell you what has my blood pressure rising. My cousin, Lafayette, is a drama queen. He always makes things about him. You could be bleeding and he'll start moaning about his leg hurting. He is a few years older than me and is floundering in college. My aunt didn't have any girls, so she likes shopping and doing things with me. Do you know this fool started whining about it? He is 21 and still a sophomore! He can't even decide on a major, changing it every semester like he isn't costing his parents thousands in tuition.
I am here one week. That's it. And he's acting like I'm about to move in and steal his thunder. I needed this time with my aunt. I don't go shopping with my mom, she's too busy drunk, Kurt is away at Dalton, and Artie really isn't into the hours of shoe and fashion. I don't understand selfish people! He has the same drama all the time, it's always about what someone did to him. The guy at the club, his hairstylist, his mechanic, I mean you name it. And yet I'm the one that is making his life worse.
He never asks how things are with me at home or anything. Sometimes other people have bad shit happening too, and if you can't get your head out of your own ass to see that, then eventually people will stop talking to you. But you know what? I'll forgive him, because he's family. We've known each other since before we knew how to accessorize.
But really, why would he think I didn't care about him? Why would he think I would try to hurt him like that? He should know better. UGH. I'm going to stay mad at him for now though, and only address him as FAF.
ALSO, let me first say that I will be home Saturday evening. That means stand-in girlfriend time is over. Yeah, I'm talking to you two beach bunnies. :P
Now ya'll know, I'm a ride or die type of girl. I will tell you that you're wrong for whatever you may be doing, but unless you do something horrible, I'm going to have your back. That said, lemme tell you what has my blood pressure rising. My cousin, Lafayette, is a drama queen. He always makes things about him. You could be bleeding and he'll start moaning about his leg hurting. He is a few years older than me and is floundering in college. My aunt didn't have any girls, so she likes shopping and doing things with me. Do you know this fool started whining about it? He is 21 and still a sophomore! He can't even decide on a major, changing it every semester like he isn't costing his parents thousands in tuition.
I am here one week. That's it. And he's acting like I'm about to move in and steal his thunder. I needed this time with my aunt. I don't go shopping with my mom, she's too busy drunk, Kurt is away at Dalton, and Artie really isn't into the hours of shoe and fashion. I don't understand selfish people! He has the same drama all the time, it's always about what someone did to him. The guy at the club, his hairstylist, his mechanic, I mean you name it. And yet I'm the one that is making his life worse.
He never asks how things are with me at home or anything. Sometimes other people have bad shit happening too, and if you can't get your head out of your own ass to see that, then eventually people will stop talking to you. But you know what? I'll forgive him, because he's family. We've known each other since before we knew how to accessorize.
But really, why would he think I didn't care about him? Why would he think I would try to hurt him like that? He should know better. UGH. I'm going to stay mad at him for now though, and only address him as FAF.
ALSO, let me first say that I will be home Saturday evening. That means stand-in girlfriend time is over. Yeah, I'm talking to you two beach bunnies. :P