How am I meant to function as a regular human being after 17 years of institutionalised education? How do people expect me to be able to act like an actual person? Oi.
Oh well. I have Ben and Jerry's to soothe my anguish at having to get a real job and pay council tax and do other boring, responsible grown-up things.
I also really, really want to do unspeakable things to Toby Stephens right about now.
Cor, I have a massive thing for Mr Rochester anyway, but Toby was just down right sinful.
OH MR ROCHESTER. MARRY ME. NOT JANE. MEEEEEE.