On the twelfth day of Christmas,
ditchdog sent to me...
Twelve darkbeats drumming
Eleven joejuniors piping
Ten nikeworths a-leaping
Nine piglet_2005s dancing
Eight playbens a-milking
Seven juzzywuzzys a-swimming
Six jesterjims a-networking
Five sha-a-a-ayans
Four lunarlevs
Three baisuzhens
Two bimbajims
...and an ai in a computer security.