we are on a turtle

[reimprovise]

[We are now on the back of a giant turtle, slowly drifting its way across the ocean with slow, deliberate movements.

There is a palmtree on the turtle.

There is also a Fuji, who is blinking lazily up at the sky like it's the most natural thing to do.

A hum.]

Well, I can think of worse places to be.

Comments

[mtantei]

[He stands looking up at the sky, seemingly thought full. His thoughts however have nothing to do with him being on the back of a giant turtle or anything useful at all for that matter]

[reimprovise]

[... well, he can't think of a better reaction, really. He pauses for a moment, studying the other with unguarded curiosity, before scooting over a little closer.

......... he tilts his head. It appears that he is attempting to see just what the other is looking at.

Protip: it doesn't look like much. Dubiously--]

... that cloud could be a cheese grater. [Pause.] I guess it could also be a hair iron, if you squint the other way hard enough.

[mtantei]

Yes, I suppose that if you squint hard enough and have a brain the size of a tapeworm, a tool of demonic death and destruction could in fact look like a cheese grater.

[reimprovise]

[A chuckle.] Well, for all intents and purposes, I'd consider a cheese grater to be a tool of demonic death and destruction.

[Pause.] Actually, the hair iron is probably more fitting.

[mtantei]

[He finally stops looking up and glances at the boy.]

Hair irons however cannot summon giant demonic minions, neither could cheese graters the last time I checked.