Mean Guns
I don't even know if this is a cult classic, I just see it on from time to time. A whole group of criminals locked in a prison the day before it opens. Ice T tells them that only one person will walk out, and with a shit ton of money. Then he dumps guns, then ammo. Christopher Lambert is priceless in a calm, cool, sick fuck kind of way. He's in the kitchen now running across the shiny prep tables shooting a whole bunch of men in black. So there's also this spock type guy I've seen before and a bad ass blonde chick I haven't. Suppose I could google them, you can google anything (Big smile, the music plays, "WWW.GOOGLE.COM" runs across the screen). Ooh, bad ass chick just killed a dude with a frying pan. Never seen that before... So there's also this hot clueless slut that wound up there by accident. Using her feminine charms to survive, I think the two buddies are about to find her. Then there's the "snitch", the good woman who can't fight, etc. who's following them around. Spock guy is protecting her. And now he's telling the Goldilocks story, only the bears are cannibalistic, and they decide to use Goldilocks as bait to catch other bears. Seriously twisted movie. I love it.
Oh, hot slut just sneezed, the buddies got her now.
Anyhoo, seen it before.
I suppose I could use this to wax poetic about my life and ramble on to prove my genius. Maybe another time. Ahm jus' gettin wahmed up...
Oh, hot slut just sneezed, the buddies got her now.
Anyhoo, seen it before.
I suppose I could use this to wax poetic about my life and ramble on to prove my genius. Maybe another time. Ahm jus' gettin wahmed up...