I know that...
... I know what I'm talking about.
I'm going to tell you all something now, so I suggest you all sit down.
If you don't sit down, I'd like to disclaim that I am not liable for any damage you cause to your property or yourself if you fall down. I mean, seriously, I wouldn't want to be slapped with a lawsuit. Of course, this doesn't mean I don't care about you. Oh God no. Of course I care about you and your well being. I mean, without you, where would I be in this world? Probably worse off that I am now.
If you think about it, everybody contributes to everyone else's life in some way or another. Some positively and some negatively.
Let's say, for example, my backpack rolls over someone's foot. I quickly apologize. Now, whether the person accepts the apology, starts cursing at me like a drunken sailor, or ignores me, that person, I bet, is going to be a little more cautious of their feet next time they're roaming the hallways.
Maybe that wasn't the best example, but, this is why I'm not going to be a teacher.
Both of my parents are professors at Washburn.
And that is why I'm not going to Washburn.
I think that was a productive post. Wait, what did you say? Oh! The news I was going to tell you.
Well, you see, next time you see an overhead projector, beware. Napoleon speaks through them sometimes.
But you didn't hear that from me.
This transcript is dedicated to Caitlin. :D
Ryan Stiles: [during Sound Effects] I'll distract them by making a noise like a duck!
Two women from the audience: Quack quack quack quack quack!
Ryan Stiles: Yeah, that wasn't just one duck, that was a whole flock of ducks!
Colin Mochrie: Okay. Then, I'll make a noise like an elephant!
Two women from the audience: Quack quack quack quack quack!
I'm going to tell you all something now, so I suggest you all sit down.
If you don't sit down, I'd like to disclaim that I am not liable for any damage you cause to your property or yourself if you fall down. I mean, seriously, I wouldn't want to be slapped with a lawsuit. Of course, this doesn't mean I don't care about you. Oh God no. Of course I care about you and your well being. I mean, without you, where would I be in this world? Probably worse off that I am now.
If you think about it, everybody contributes to everyone else's life in some way or another. Some positively and some negatively.
Let's say, for example, my backpack rolls over someone's foot. I quickly apologize. Now, whether the person accepts the apology, starts cursing at me like a drunken sailor, or ignores me, that person, I bet, is going to be a little more cautious of their feet next time they're roaming the hallways.
Maybe that wasn't the best example, but, this is why I'm not going to be a teacher.
Both of my parents are professors at Washburn.
And that is why I'm not going to Washburn.
I think that was a productive post. Wait, what did you say? Oh! The news I was going to tell you.
Well, you see, next time you see an overhead projector, beware. Napoleon speaks through them sometimes.
But you didn't hear that from me.
This transcript is dedicated to Caitlin. :D
Ryan Stiles: [during Sound Effects] I'll distract them by making a noise like a duck!
Two women from the audience: Quack quack quack quack quack!
Ryan Stiles: Yeah, that wasn't just one duck, that was a whole flock of ducks!
Colin Mochrie: Okay. Then, I'll make a noise like an elephant!
Two women from the audience: Quack quack quack quack quack!