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My 3 favorite parts in the book:
"Who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?" But whether James really did take off Snape's pants...Harry never found out.
"So...you think it amusing turning a school corridor into a swamp, do you?
"Pretty amusing, yeah" said Fred looking up at her without the slightest sign of fear"
Filtch elbowed his way closer to Umbrige, almosy crying with happiness
"I've got the form, headmistress" he said horsely, waving the piece of parchment Harry had seen him take from her desk. "I've got the form and I've got the whips waiting...Oh, let me do it now..."
"Very good, Argus," she said. "You two" she went on gazing down at Fred and George "are about to learn what happnes to wrongdoers in my school"
"You know what?" said Fred "I think we are" He turned to his twin. "George" said Fred "I think we've out grown full-time education"
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself" said George lightly
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckin" asked Fred
"Defently" said George.
And before Umbrige could say another word they raised their wands and said together "accio brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash from somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he saw he ducked just in time. blah blah blah Fred and George's broomsticks came to them.
"We won't be seeing you" Fred told Professor Umbride swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah don't bother to keep in touch" said George mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the crowd of watchful students.
"If anyone fancies buying a portable awamp as demonstrated upstairs come to nuumber 23 Diagan Alley-Weasleys' Wizarding Weezes" he said in a loud voice "Our new premisis!"
"special discounts to Hogwarts students who sware they are going to use them to get rid of this old bat" George said pointing to professor umbrige.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves" said Fred.
And Peeves, whom had never seen an order taken from a student sprunng into a salute as the twins flew off into the sunset.
Luna, however stood limply my the side of her captor, gazing vaguley out the window as though rather boerd by the procedings. (From the part where they got caught and all the slytherins had them in a head lock.
SlythERIN
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I love my name
<3
"Who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?" But whether James really did take off Snape's pants...Harry never found out.
"So...you think it amusing turning a school corridor into a swamp, do you?
"Pretty amusing, yeah" said Fred looking up at her without the slightest sign of fear"
Filtch elbowed his way closer to Umbrige, almosy crying with happiness
"I've got the form, headmistress" he said horsely, waving the piece of parchment Harry had seen him take from her desk. "I've got the form and I've got the whips waiting...Oh, let me do it now..."
"Very good, Argus," she said. "You two" she went on gazing down at Fred and George "are about to learn what happnes to wrongdoers in my school"
"You know what?" said Fred "I think we are" He turned to his twin. "George" said Fred "I think we've out grown full-time education"
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself" said George lightly
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckin" asked Fred
"Defently" said George.
And before Umbrige could say another word they raised their wands and said together "accio brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash from somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he saw he ducked just in time. blah blah blah Fred and George's broomsticks came to them.
"We won't be seeing you" Fred told Professor Umbride swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah don't bother to keep in touch" said George mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the crowd of watchful students.
"If anyone fancies buying a portable awamp as demonstrated upstairs come to nuumber 23 Diagan Alley-Weasleys' Wizarding Weezes" he said in a loud voice "Our new premisis!"
"special discounts to Hogwarts students who sware they are going to use them to get rid of this old bat" George said pointing to professor umbrige.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves" said Fred.
And Peeves, whom had never seen an order taken from a student sprunng into a salute as the twins flew off into the sunset.
Luna, however stood limply my the side of her captor, gazing vaguley out the window as though rather boerd by the procedings. (From the part where they got caught and all the slytherins had them in a head lock.
SlythERIN
LordofthERINgs
I love my name
<3