Crazy Mondays
Same ole Same ole for this Monday. The night proved to be very interesting. First off I take some firecrackers with me to B'ville with Shawn and Huff, and we go out blowin em up and stuff. Well some ass crack thinks that FIREWORKS sounds like GUNSHOTS...apparently the guy needs a fucking clue in or something. Well the we walk down the street and are jumped by 3 patrol cars, rather funny how the guy tries to grab my balls and was about to tell him that those would cost him at least $20 for 15 minutes. We laughed at them, we had nothing on us and they couldn't prove shit, so they just said stay out of trouble. Fuck the cops, they can't do shit to me, so we figured we go try and get some good food and went to BW3s. Hell we got free leftover food that was made but not served, and it was a TON. Afterwards, played some spot the hooker, drove through Guyandirt, and finally crashed home. Long night, one to remember, one to laugh at, and one to say I HAD FUN. Aside from almost being arrested for being stupid, it was all fun and games. Next time we'll do it right, when the guy bitches about a gun we'll give him one and say now you have one. I want to meet this guy again and tell him to go blow a goat for his liberal ass don't know the sound difference of my foot in his ass and common footsteps. So next time anybody happens to see a 5'7'' guy that has reddish hair and comes off as a real prick, call me so I can assure him my foot in his ass is much different than any footsteps. Or as he put it "I'm not sure if there was gunfire or firecrackers, but I saw the sparks and came to look." I guess people are retarded, for if he saw sparks he should know it's firecrackers, if he saw a gunfire blast he wouldn't be talkin now would he? Laughable, I'd hate to see that person at the gun range, if so better pack up and skeedaddle before he pulls some firecrackers and says he shot targets! IGNORANT PEOPLE CAN SUCK THE DEASEY!