A quick excerpt
The following is from my girlfriend's letter to Santa, which she posted on her Xanga:
"Get my boyfriend an i-pod. He will let you touch his tremendously large penis if you do. (Trust me, I've seen it, you want to touch it.) Just ask Mrs. Claus. By the way, tell that bitch I'm going to jack her face up if she touches my man again. Thanks <3"
I actually am getting an Ipod for christmas...but.
You read it here first, ladies and gents.
I have a tremendously large penis.
That is all.
"Get my boyfriend an i-pod. He will let you touch his tremendously large penis if you do. (Trust me, I've seen it, you want to touch it.) Just ask Mrs. Claus. By the way, tell that bitch I'm going to jack her face up if she touches my man again. Thanks <3"
I actually am getting an Ipod for christmas...but.
You read it here first, ladies and gents.
I have a tremendously large penis.
That is all.