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So we were ridin' around smokin', and this frog starts jumping across the road in front of me. Dude times it just right and i can feel the pop under the tire. And i realized... i was just in a live action version of Frogger. Dumbass got hit on a 2 lane road. They didn't even make levels that easy because it's just assuming the player is a retard if that's a challenge.
Then later, shaun will love this one, we were ridin' and i saw a cop pull up behind us. I told my cousin and he grabs the sack, puts out the blunt and stuffs them in his pants. Then he swallows a roach in the ashtray and lights up a black. About then the cop's lights turn on and he pulls us over. He comes up talkin' 'bout a tail light being out. so he takes our cards and heads back to his car. He's in there a good ten minutes while three other cop cars pull up. And i'm bettin' it's because one of them was a Busted in the Panhandle car, it had the blue logo. They all want to be on TV, hams. So he finally comes back and tells me he's giving me a warning for the tail light, and asks if i have anything illegal in the car. Pft. No. He asks if he can search. "Yes, Sir. ;)" So we get out and he goes in, lookin' everywhere. So we chill at the back of the car until he's done. He comes back and tells us we can go, then i bitch slap him and knock him down on his knees. ahaha, can't catch me.
[edited] Oh yeah! I forgot to mention i had just found an empty cobra bottle in the back and threw it away earlier today. That would've been bad too.
Then later, shaun will love this one, we were ridin' and i saw a cop pull up behind us. I told my cousin and he grabs the sack, puts out the blunt and stuffs them in his pants. Then he swallows a roach in the ashtray and lights up a black. About then the cop's lights turn on and he pulls us over. He comes up talkin' 'bout a tail light being out. so he takes our cards and heads back to his car. He's in there a good ten minutes while three other cop cars pull up. And i'm bettin' it's because one of them was a Busted in the Panhandle car, it had the blue logo. They all want to be on TV, hams. So he finally comes back and tells me he's giving me a warning for the tail light, and asks if i have anything illegal in the car. Pft. No. He asks if he can search. "Yes, Sir. ;)" So we get out and he goes in, lookin' everywhere. So we chill at the back of the car until he's done. He comes back and tells us we can go, then i bitch slap him and knock him down on his knees. ahaha, can't catch me.
[edited] Oh yeah! I forgot to mention i had just found an empty cobra bottle in the back and threw it away earlier today. That would've been bad too.