It's Midnight...

[distortedcanvas]

Ok, so it's 12:00am on Friday night, Saturday morning, however you wanna look at it. I should be out doing something. A party would be nice. But no. I've given myself a kind of bizarre house arrest. Is that even possible? I mean, it's not because I can't go anywhere. I just don't want to. I have been awake for a grand total of thirty eight hours

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[icouldtellyouto]

See and here I thought I was the only one that saw the morning from the other side most nights.

[distortedcanvas]

I don't sleep much to begin with, but this staying up longer than a full 24 hours business is really grating.

[icouldtellyouto]

I can imagine, I just end up falling asleep on the couch watching something clearly not good for me, you know like CSI: Miami or something.

Any reason you haven't been able to sleep?

[distortedcanvas]

Hey, it's not bad if you're watching it. To. Make fun. Of him.

Not really, other than the impulsive artist's brain working overtime.

[icouldtellyouto]

Oh that's. A ver. ree true. State. Ment.

No wandering the streets babbling in Spanish keeping you up?

[distortedcanvas]

Though he is. Best. In. Small doses.

Not now. That's a daytime activity.

[icouldtellyouto]

Or may. Be not at. All. Just to be. Safe.

Well at least you have an itinerary to keep you busy.

[distortedcanvas]

But we are getting. The. References. That's. Scary in itself.

Yup. Gummi worms and babbling. It's a great life.

[icouldtellyouto]

That it. Is.

Sounds charming.

[distortedcanvas]

Stopping now.

It is. You should split a worm with me sometime. I'll cut it longways so you can taste both flavors.

[icouldtellyouto]

That's good, because honestly I stopped first last time and I got hassled for it.

Quite the flavorologist are you? Daring with the two-color Gummi worms? Also taken out of context that could've been extremely disgusting.

[distortedcanvas]

It wasn't hassling. It was good natured teasing.

Yes. I was a chef in my last life. You know what I meant, and they say men have dirty minds.

[icouldtellyouto]

Which I fully appreciated.

Whoa, see I was going with that you were going to split a worm with me... as in crawling through the dirt sort of thing being disgusting, I have no clue where you're going with that to be dirty!

[distortedcanvas]

See, I was thinking of something much more painful. Shows what I get for thinking.

[icouldtellyouto]

Well see now I can sort of see where you were going but I think it's the lack of sleep that's getting this sort of thought process.

So am I boring you into slumber yet?

[distortedcanvas]

Reverting to penis talk is always the default option.

Not at all. If anything, it's stimulating conversation.