dark side zodiac

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ive come across a zodiac book that tells the truth instead of lies told by a burnt out hippie whos eyes are permanently dilated from 50 to many hits of acid. here it goes. scorpio - personality: power crazed, brooding, obsessional, ruthless, intense, sexy sadist with a cake habit, you scorpios have a heavy rep. and have successfully convinced the rest of the zodiac that a) you are sex on very large wheels b)no one messes with you. the scorpio darkside is darker than the rest-almost out of the dark into a whole other dimension, a kind of soul sucking meta-dark., where suddenly the words "evil" and "mastermind" seem inadequate. there is no sin, depravity, perversion, cruelty, degradation, or villainy you wouldnt consider. you know it, i know it, and the rest of the zodiac has a strong suspicion. you may never actually carry any of them out, of course you are, after all, a control supremo, and sometimes its even more exquisite and refined to deny yourself than to indulge. you find it easy to contemplate turpitude, since you never fear dissolution of the self, but you really enjoy watching other, weaker beings drowning in our lake of iniquity. the rest of the zodiac crouches cravenly in the hypnotic beam of your trademark power-glare: you can do what you like with us.
others include - bram stoker, pablo picasso, larry flint, dylan thomas, fyodor dostoevsky and darth vader

and if anyone can hook up a submariner with a place to stay in new york the 27th it would be much appreciated