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W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1) pierce your nose or tongue?: Neither. I'm a professional . . . drinker.
2) be serious or be funny?: FUNNY! NOT FUNNY!
3) drink whole or skim milk?: When I drink milk, paint peels.
A R E Y O U
4) simple or complicated?: Simple. But none one believes me.
D O Y O U P R E F E R
5) flowers or angels?: Flowers. Angels are robots that Oprah created to rule the world.
6) gray or black?: Gray
7) Color or Black and white photos?: Black and White.
8) lust or love?: Love. Like the love where you call the cops on the bastard for cracking your collar bone, but then pick his ass up from county.
9) sunrise or sunset? Who cares?
10) M&Ms or Skittles?: Candy.
11) rap or rock?: Rap. Rock is black music that got mutilated like Ed Gein's chairs.
12) staying up late or waking up early? I wish I got up ealier, but could stay up late. How does one get insomnia again?
13) TV or radio?: Both are for poor people.
15) eating apples or oranges?: I like apples. But not the fruit.
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y
16) do you have a crush?: Does thinking men are hot count? Aside from that, nope.
17) do they know it?: Well Billy sure knows that I think he's hot. I got contempt with my drinks on Friday. IT'S LOVE!
D O Y O U P R E F E R
18) being hot or cold?: Cool.
20) sun or moon?: Sun.
21) Winter or Fall?: I dislike both. Raking in the Fall, and Shoveling in the winter. But as for climates, both are great.
23) having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends: A Man.
24) sun or rain?: Rain.
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Dairy gives me the shits.
26) boys or girls?: Men.
27) vodka or jack?: VODKA TONICS! I can get drunk without the Diabetes.
A B O U T Y O U
What time is it?: 12:29 PM
Name?: James "Commander Cool" Hall
W H A T D O Y O U W A N T
Where do you want to live?: DC!
What kind of job do you want?: Puttin' Bitches In They Place!
Do you want to get married?: To Dao!
U N I Q U E
1. Nervous Habits?: Pen Biter. And I never know what to do with my hands . . . they just want to go down my pants. But I don't get payed for that anymore.
2. Are you double jointed?: I don't even know what that is.
3. Can you roll your tongue?: There's a lot more I can do with my tongue, if you wanna kick it up a knotch.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? YUP!
5. Can you cross your eyes?: No, but I like it when other people do it.
6. Do you make your bed daily?: yes.
C L O T H E S, E T C
9. Which shoe goes on first?: I never notice.
10. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?: Yes.
11. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: a lot.
12. What jewelry do you wear?: My watch
13. Favorite piece of clothing?: My red shirts
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14. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Both
15. Have you ever eaten Spam? yes, and when it's fried it is so grooooood.
16. Favorite ice cream flavor?: Stop with the Dairy!
17. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: I stopped eating breakfast 8 yrs ago.
18. What's your favorite beverage?: Horchata.
19. What's your favorite restaurant?: Ee Sane. Fong's Garden. Maggiano's.
20. Do you cook?: Sometimes.
G R O O M I N G
21. How often do you brush your teeth?: Once a day.
22. Hair drying method?: Blow dry.
23. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair?: Yes. It's been orange so many times.
M A N N E R S
24. Do you swear?: Hell muh-fuckin no, sorry ass muh-fuckah.
25. Do you ever spit? Nope.
26. You cook your own food?: Nope. I cook to poison.
25. You do your own chores?: Sorta
26. You got laid today? I woke up with my pants on inside out. . . does that count?
27. You like beef jerky?: not really.
28. You own more than one brush?: My hair thins when i comb it.
32. You're happy with your hair?: It's too long.
33. You own a dog? Two Monsters!
34. You spend your money wisely? I throw it out like rice.
35. You're always making new friends?: Yes.
36. You like to swim?: My body hasn't been water friendly since the 80's.
38. You're patient?: For some things.
1) pierce your nose or tongue?: Neither. I'm a professional . . . drinker.
2) be serious or be funny?: FUNNY! NOT FUNNY!
3) drink whole or skim milk?: When I drink milk, paint peels.
A R E Y O U
4) simple or complicated?: Simple. But none one believes me.
D O Y O U P R E F E R
5) flowers or angels?: Flowers. Angels are robots that Oprah created to rule the world.
6) gray or black?: Gray
7) Color or Black and white photos?: Black and White.
8) lust or love?: Love. Like the love where you call the cops on the bastard for cracking your collar bone, but then pick his ass up from county.
9) sunrise or sunset? Who cares?
10) M&Ms or Skittles?: Candy.
11) rap or rock?: Rap. Rock is black music that got mutilated like Ed Gein's chairs.
12) staying up late or waking up early? I wish I got up ealier, but could stay up late. How does one get insomnia again?
13) TV or radio?: Both are for poor people.
15) eating apples or oranges?: I like apples. But not the fruit.
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y
16) do you have a crush?: Does thinking men are hot count? Aside from that, nope.
17) do they know it?: Well Billy sure knows that I think he's hot. I got contempt with my drinks on Friday. IT'S LOVE!
D O Y O U P R E F E R
18) being hot or cold?: Cool.
20) sun or moon?: Sun.
21) Winter or Fall?: I dislike both. Raking in the Fall, and Shoveling in the winter. But as for climates, both are great.
23) having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends: A Man.
24) sun or rain?: Rain.
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Dairy gives me the shits.
26) boys or girls?: Men.
27) vodka or jack?: VODKA TONICS! I can get drunk without the Diabetes.
A B O U T Y O U
What time is it?: 12:29 PM
Name?: James "Commander Cool" Hall
W H A T D O Y O U W A N T
Where do you want to live?: DC!
What kind of job do you want?: Puttin' Bitches In They Place!
Do you want to get married?: To Dao!
U N I Q U E
1. Nervous Habits?: Pen Biter. And I never know what to do with my hands . . . they just want to go down my pants. But I don't get payed for that anymore.
2. Are you double jointed?: I don't even know what that is.
3. Can you roll your tongue?: There's a lot more I can do with my tongue, if you wanna kick it up a knotch.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? YUP!
5. Can you cross your eyes?: No, but I like it when other people do it.
6. Do you make your bed daily?: yes.
C L O T H E S, E T C
9. Which shoe goes on first?: I never notice.
10. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?: Yes.
11. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: a lot.
12. What jewelry do you wear?: My watch
13. Favorite piece of clothing?: My red shirts
*. . . F O O D . . . *
14. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Both
15. Have you ever eaten Spam? yes, and when it's fried it is so grooooood.
16. Favorite ice cream flavor?: Stop with the Dairy!
17. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: I stopped eating breakfast 8 yrs ago.
18. What's your favorite beverage?: Horchata.
19. What's your favorite restaurant?: Ee Sane. Fong's Garden. Maggiano's.
20. Do you cook?: Sometimes.
G R O O M I N G
21. How often do you brush your teeth?: Once a day.
22. Hair drying method?: Blow dry.
23. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair?: Yes. It's been orange so many times.
M A N N E R S
24. Do you swear?: Hell muh-fuckin no, sorry ass muh-fuckah.
25. Do you ever spit? Nope.
26. You cook your own food?: Nope. I cook to poison.
25. You do your own chores?: Sorta
26. You got laid today? I woke up with my pants on inside out. . . does that count?
27. You like beef jerky?: not really.
28. You own more than one brush?: My hair thins when i comb it.
32. You're happy with your hair?: It's too long.
33. You own a dog? Two Monsters!
34. You spend your money wisely? I throw it out like rice.
35. You're always making new friends?: Yes.
36. You like to swim?: My body hasn't been water friendly since the 80's.
38. You're patient?: For some things.