awkward!javi strikes again

[distira]

title teach me how to dougie
rating nc-17
word count 1,327
pairing javi martinez/iker muniain
summary remember how i kept saying a while back that i would write how iker taught javi how to give blowjobs? i finally did! loosely based on this incident and dedicated to dreamofthem, part of your trifecta of bday fics!

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[dreamofthem]

Okay, so, since that kickette post I've been thinking, wow, I really characterise Iker as whatever I want, I really just morph him into this really charming obnoxious idiot who talks rubbish and wants cuddles all the time. This is blatant inaccurate characterisation. Should I do something about this? I'm tempted to write an angsty sort of fic from Javi's pov in which Iker's kind of a dick but everyone loves him anyway but he kind of pisses his friends off sometimes.

Because, apparently, I can't do grey areas, it's adorable Iker or dick Iker. And then you write this! And now everything's fine, you've totally covered dickish Iker and I can totally go back to writing about donut boyfriends with a clear fandom conscience. Something in that made sense, I promise.

Basically it's like this, your Iker is perfect perfect perfect. He's foul-mouthed, really obnoxious, very enthusiastic about sex, more observant than you'd guess, would rather hang with his friends than girls if push comes to shove, and you pretty much want to slap him and make out with him in equal measure. ALSO, he's kind of a dick but the way you write it all is so funny that it stops me thinking about how maybe he's an arse in real life and therefore maybe I don't want him to come to Utd after all (the things I spend time thinking about, seriously) and just makes me think about how hilarious is Iker talking obnoxious amounts during sex.

I just really love reading about boys being obnoxious idiots. I don't know why I love this, but you write it ridiculously well so I'm going to keep loving it.

Also, also, how this fic is like "sex, nachos." I approve of this.

Also, also. Yeah. I forgot. Mooooorrree fic. More fic. :D :D :D