awkward!javi strikes again
title teach me how to dougie
rating nc-17
word count 1,327
pairing javi martinez/iker muniain
summary remember how i kept saying a while back that i would write how iker taught javi how to give blowjobs? i finally did! loosely based on this incident and dedicated to dreamofthem, part of your trifecta of bday fics!
( i have no witty cut text, sorry )
rating nc-17
word count 1,327
pairing javi martinez/iker muniain
summary remember how i kept saying a while back that i would write how iker taught javi how to give blowjobs? i finally did! loosely based on this incident and dedicated to dreamofthem, part of your trifecta of bday fics!
( i have no witty cut text, sorry )
Ahem. Sorry. I'll try to use words now. Aaaahhhh you wrote them. And THIS. OH BOYS. What are you even. Why.
In hindsight, Javi should've known that listening to Iker wouldn't turn out well.
IT NEVER DOES. Therefore you should wear your glasses more often, maybe they'll help with the hindsight? XD
"Dude, you would die if I left you down there by yourself with two drunk girls," Iker says. "Or they'd get bored and leave."
Fact. Javi + social interaction with girls = awkward ALWAYS. I love how he genuinely does look like the left-out one, just going along with Iker's crazy shenanigans because it's Iker. (It makes me feel slightly better about the whole thing...)
He knows he's big, they've had measuring contests in the locker room.
EXCUSE ME you cannot just ~drop bombs~ like this. (No but seriously who wins? Who even suggests these things?! ... Iker, I bet. All trouble in that locker room can only have one source.)
"You like that? You like biting?" OMG HOTTTT. Yes, yes, he does, you should do more of it.
"All yours," he tells them, and traipses downstairs. "Want nachos?" he asks Javi. "I'm hungry."
Lol at traipsing. And ransacking the kitchen. That's pretty much what he did in "Los chicos del derbi", so I have ~excellent mental images there :-p
In conclusion: LOVE. Love these two, love how Javi is just so sheltered and awkward turtle... and Iker is just charming and compelling and has everyone EVER wrapped around his little finger (and/or not-so-little other parts... whatevs).
(Also lolling at Iker shipping Javiente. It would never work, bb, too much obliviousness going on there.)
(Also two teeny tiny typos I caught: tucks her head hear Iker's abdomen and "You're turn,".)
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well, someone had to write it, so.
omg hnnnnnng javi in glasses I CANNOT
in the pics he totally looks like he's been dragged along. he's still wearing a shit ffs! and he's not particularly close to either of the girls and he's just awkwardly smiling- totally not there bc it was his idea, yo.
(THERE WILL BE MORE I SWEAR have i not told you that this is part of a long-talked about series of iker-teaches-javi-about-sex? first part is here)
(there will also be an exploration of the biting)
a;jakls;df i'm so glad you like it! and this is one of the most boss comments ever, so thank you!!!
(omg way to oblivious. but also really pretty XD)
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