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Yesterday, my brother bought a snake with my boyfriend, so they decided to come over and flaunt it. My little cousin was with me, and he was watching Lord of the Rings. (Hah!) So my brother goes downstairs and shows it to him and he yells, "DAMN! THAT'S A HUGE MOTHA FUCKA! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SHIT FROM??" If he wasn't my child, I'd be shoving a bar of soap in his mouth. Srsly.