The ladies know where it's at (over here what what)

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I was tempted to let this post be mostly empty, what with having a subject sufficient as such, until I noticed I still had an hour left at the [INSERT CHINESE NAME] Internet cafe. Figures it would only take a few days for me, the most addicted of addicts, to abdicate my throne atop the towering heights of NURD.

But have at you, for I am Teh Conquerzn0r Lord of many lands.

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