OOC ⊗ Voicemail

[distantwolf]

Get lost.

[Tsume's voicemail :|; It will never be friendly. Anyway, if there's anything you wanna say to him IC/OOC or plot, lemme know :O]

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IC, LMAO. I SAID SHE'D DO IT.

[not_a_porker]

ASSHOLE.

[IC] DUDE. I DIED. XDDDDD

[distantwolf]

[will be holding the thing AWAY from his ear]

The HELL is your PROBLEM?!

[IC] HE DESERVED IT.

[not_a_porker]

[lowers her voice]

[slightly]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT.

[IC] XDDD

[distantwolf]

[WOLF EARS WOMAN THEY BE SENSITIVE.]

All right, so you're a banshee on top of it all. Got any other sides of you I don't know about that I don't care to know?

IC

[not_a_porker]

Oh, Tsu~me~! And you thought you could just hang up on me, you silly boy~.

Anyway, I have a list of things I need you to do. First of all, all of those bulbs in the pots behind the house? They need to be planted. But first the garden needs to be weeded and tilled.

The cottage could also do with a fresh coat of paint. Be a dear and get to it, okay~?

The shutters on the front of the house need to be fixed.

The furniture needs to be polished.

The floor needs to be cleaned.

My laundry needs to be folded.

The roof needs to be fixed.

Oh, and there's so much more, but I'll just save it for tomorrow. See how nice I am!

[distantwolf]

[does it count if he doesn't actually CHECK the voicemail?

cos. right now. he's ignoring it.]

[not_a_porker]

[LEAVES LIKE. FIFTY MESSAGES]

[distantwolf]

[twitches, OKAY THAT'S ANNOYING]

What?

IC

[not_a_porker]

...You're not still mad, are you?

So I was like, WTF WHERE'S THE REPLY LINK. And then I remember your giant tag. /decustomizes.

[distantwolf]

[this would be him glaring, but he's more or less cooled off. more or less. He's actually kind of surprised she's even asking let alone caring on how he's doing.

...Or maybe it's just to see if he's going to bite her head off the next time he sees her and therefore checking to see if she still needs to hide]

And if I am?

Um, I think you mean my giant tag of WIN. Jeez, get it right, ho. XD

[not_a_porker]

Then I just think you should know that I didn't want to have the dream, and that I couldn't help it. I mean, someone is probably going to have a stupid dream about me, too. One of these days.

...So can we just pretend it never happened or something?

[ooc: LMFAO HIS NEXT DREAM SHOULD HAVE INO IN IT. AND IT SHOULD TOTALLY EMBARRASS HER LIKE HER DREAM DID HIM OH MY GOD DO IT.]

Whatever >_>

[distantwolf]

[just arches a brow]

And you care, why?

[ooc: FUCK YEAH IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S ALREADY BEEN PLANNED. LOLOL.]