Sep 19, 2010 21:02
[There's an all-too familiar bzzzt and a yell as the communicator gives someone a good shock. Actually, the video's on, but it's pretty dark, isn't it? You can probably make the outlines of an asian face.. But oh. As the dark cover fades away, you soon realize that this isn't China. In fact, it's Japan. Japan, who finally moved his security blanket off of him to glare down at the communicator.
You see, he had wanted to change a few things with China's, but..]
China-san! [He covers the camera with his hand.] When was the last time you used this?
Used what? Why are you yelling!
Your communicator. It shocked me. [moving his hand off of the camera and glancing down at the device] Ah, excuse me everyone. If you could please assist China-san. He is rather old and often forgets to do what is needed. Also, I believe he is rather lonely, so company would be a nice change..
I don't want it, aru. You can keep- WHAT ARE YOU TELLING THEM. I AM NOT LONELY.
[Japan is now leaning further into the communicator, still half-wearing his blanket over him.] Ah, he yells quite often, but surely you can deal with such a nature for his sake, everyone! [MOVES THE CAMERA TO SHOW CHINA]
[China, who had been converging on Japan, freezes, looking startled, then scowls] Don't point it at me! And stop telling lies! [He turns on his heel, heading toward the kitchen.]
[The camera is wobbly for a moment as Japan holds it out to follow China as much as it can without having to get up. He speaks to his audience, again. Even going so far as to repeat it in all the languages he knows! English, Japanese, Chinese, German, French, Dutch.. Feel free to stop him, China.] Ahh, with so much yelling, it is no wonder that he is still alone at such an age. Please have sympathy and help him to remember to use his communicator.
[China is moving things around, banging pots and pans.] Haahh?! What did you say! [He looks around the kitchen noisily for a moment or two longer, then abruptly slams his palms down on the counter] WHERE IS MY WOK?!
[There's a noteable amount of silence on Japan's end before he turns to the camera, looking obviously bothered.] Thank you for your time! [and off clicks the feed!]
psa: japan is a jerk,
he yells a lot,
grandpa is pissed,
japan,
psa: china is lonely,
doesn't check the network,
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