...
What.
The.
Hell.
Fugue, I will not be coming in today, due to sartorial difficulties well beyond my control. Normally I have no complaints with working under the worst of circumstances, but this particular costume change makes it physically impossible to perform my duties.
If anyone needs me, contact me here. So long as it doesn't involve actually leaving the room.
((ooc: Drake fell asleep in his Quincy gear. Drake woke up in...
this. Needless to say, he is not leaving his current locale until the damn thing vanishes.))