this is a public service announcement, bitches

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I AM A BIG FAT DICKNIPPLE THAT WOULD LOOOOOVE TO SUCK JAN'S DICK TOO BAD THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS SO GLORIOUSLY STRAIGHT AND TOO BUSY SLAMMING INTO BITCHES

OH WELL GUESS I'LL GO CRY AND SHIT AND MOURN MY LOSS