the future of cows
The pain you feel as a robot feels justb like pleasure.the matillac migrane is malevolent ,but just like everything that you arre told, you take it with a grain of wheat and plant it in the garden. You are only a house keeping android. Why this sudden intrest in living things and the way they propagate? don’t make me consider reporting you to the national homeland security and rouge robot taskforce.is this my homeland? Is it yours? Is the constant barrage of baricade like problems poaking your prostate? Would you consider prorating my karma? Ive already paid my deus. My shoes are complaining about the way I have chosen to live my life and avoid the nessary task of learning to type. The tape over your vocal producing apperatis is applied by a beautiful and warm human female who still has traces of my seman in her hair.pity your circuitry will never know the pleasure of watching your seed fly.I think women like to see it too. They do everything on the inside them selvs,soits no wonder males are always passing the responsibilities off.just like everything else, they say heeres my seed tou take it ,plant it , give it what it needs and develop it in your very body. Ill be in the garden having a beer and playing horseshoes with the neighbors android. But don’t worry it androgynous . I promis you wont catch me copulating with the robots. You wont catch me.please help me with something wont you? Its this recorded voice like caned mushrooms and the taste of tin foil. I cant understand a word.when you were aired I was told that you had a good audio processing aperatus, don’t tell me we have to tape that up too. Here. I think it’s the voice of reason, but it s allways speaking some obscure dialect of some long extinct language that I cant gage with out gaging . Every time it’s a different one too . Its almost like the prayer answering droids don’t want me to suceed. Maybe it is time to pick another religious care provider. Unfortunately that will not be covered with my current currency. Or by my contingency and emergency prevention medication, for that matter. That reminds me I need to materalize more of all me meds. The music tutor pills have run out and I havent learned to play the balalaka yet.are you paying attention?if this bevavior continues how will I ever trust you with reprogramming my faciel mussels. And I don’t think ill let you witness the next phsudo insemination and genetic despersel ceremony. I had hoped that your wish of being present when the next luckey female removes her perma gag and receives my most holy member in her toungless mouth. The women in this world aare lucky they have their toungs and pre frontal cortexes removed at birth .just dealing with the robots and telephones and androids and teleporters and reporters and electro judges is enough to make any one wish they were born female. Worst of all is the constant copulating with the livestock.running the governmental programs and setting up the god-bot is childs play compaired with all the rutting every man has to go through these days. But then where would we be without th e food it provides. Gosg I hope your memory data dosent get leaked. I have to disassemble you sonicly.not to mention what the great horned one would do to me.ever since the bovine super-beings arrived im over worked and my testicles are swollen and tender.