it's macworld day

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and steve has given his usual keynote speech. and though he's a good speaker, and i'm a fan, i just can't be bothered to try listening through the feed which keeps interrupting and warping and all. so no keynote speech for me. whaaaaaaa!

and even though macbook pro sounds stupid, i still want one. though not really, not so i'd spend my kopeks on it. at least not yet.

so will somebody give me one? pretty please? with a cherry on top?