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[dissirius]

If I ignore it, do you think it will go away?

Or should I chase it, instead?

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[neville_lngbtm]

Do you have a rash, Peaches? I don't think you can chase rashes. I had a rash once, on my knee, and it took ages to go away. But I sure ran a lot.

I don't think it helped, though.

[slytherinsqueen]

Peaches?

[neville_lngbtm]

Are you offering me peaches? Or are you asking Sirius how he's doing?

[dissirius]

She's thinking you've clearly lost the plot.

[dissirius]

GO AWAY

GO AWAY

GO AWAY

GO AWAY

DO YOU UNDERSTAND??????????????

GO AWAY

[neville_lngbtm]

Are we still going shopping?

[dissirius]

What? You're not going shopping.

[neville_lngbtm]

But I still need no clothing! You said I could go shopping with you so that I didn't have to buy any bow ties.

[dissirius]

No, I didn't.

This is a

RITUAL

.

[invisimil]

Please, Bigbottom, you and bowties?

Honestly, one would think that you were a Muggle or something, wearing those things.

[neville_lngbtm]

No, it's Gran who wants me to wear them. I'm not a fan of bowties. So that means you shouldn't kill me. Right?

Good. Then we're agreed.

I'm going to go now, just in case.

[invisimil]

You aren't required to do everything your grandmere says.