now I am taking over, to release her from her spell

[dissimilation]

Can someone please tell me what the fuck is up with film critics? What makes them so brilliant that they can decide what is a good movie or not? Seriously, these guys sit around on their fat asses all day and watch movies. What do they know about real life? I just never want to hear "Two thumbs up" again. Why is his thumb so special? What if he shoved it up his ass! what then? I wouldn't want two thumbs up if he's sticking his thumb up his ass. It just seems like all the "good movies" as deemed by the critics suck miserably (I.E. Closer, Lost in translation, ect...) and all the "bad movies" are awesome (I.E. Harold and Kumar, Eurotrip, Meet the Fockers) I did like finding neverland though.

John Stewart is so my everlasting hero. And Dana Carvy. He makes me chuckle.