Remember when we used to post AIM conversations?

Mar 21, 2009 23:41

And Ricky was bound for sleep, so deviously I roused a ruse to keep him from it. I deployed my ploy to make him think I was going to show him a photograph.

Ricky Pendell [11:30 PM]: why am i waiting??
Carlos Diaz [11:31 PM]: I don't know
Carlos Diaz [11:31 PM]: oh yeah
Carlos Diaz [11:31 PM]: I remember now
Ricky Pendell [11:31 PM]: then...
Carlos Diaz [11:31 PM]: I don't even know how to send files
Ricky Pendell [11:32 PM]: you cant on fb
Carlos Diaz [11:32 PM]: oh yeah I forget
Carlos Diaz [11:32 PM]: I use this for aim, too
Carlos Diaz [11:32 PM]: anyways
Ricky Pendell [11:32 PM]: mamon!
Carlos Diaz [11:32 PM]: I was just going to send you a photo
Carlos Diaz [11:32 PM]: that you've sent me already
Carlos Diaz [11:32 PM]: it would have been pretty funny but you ruined it
Ricky Pendell [11:32 PM]: well you still wasted my time
Ricky Pendell [11:32 PM]: so laugh it up
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: but one of these days...
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: hahaha
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: youre gonna wake up with a dick in your mouth
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: guh!
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: haha
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: later
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: that means bye
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: in slang
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: oh kay bye
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: remember that time
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: when pablo
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: martinez
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: kkk!
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: and you
Ricky Pendell [11:33 PM]: pees
Carlos Diaz [11:33 PM]: were at
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: the coup
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: and then
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: the story
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: kept going?
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: and then
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: you said to him
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: something
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: which prompted a response
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: that was humorous?
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: and we were all engulfed in laughter?
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: deafening laughter?
Carlos Diaz [11:34 PM]: and days were never so bright before or since?
Carlos Diaz [11:35 PM]: remember that?
Ricky Pendell [11:35 PM]: no....
Ricky Pendell [11:35 PM]: what did i say
Carlos Diaz [11:35 PM]: you said unto him
Carlos Diaz [11:35 PM]: and I paraphrase
Ricky Pendell [11:35 PM]: that was so brilliant and eye opening?
Ricky Pendell [11:36 PM]: thats ok ill let it pass...
Carlos Diaz [11:36 PM]: "My dear friend"
Carlos Diaz [11:36 PM]: "Yes, Richard?"
Carlos Diaz [11:36 PM]: "Have you yet to receive a phone call from These Nuts?"
Ricky Pendell [11:36 PM]: haha
Ricky Pendell [11:36 PM]: how medeiaval!
Carlos Diaz [11:36 PM]: "Are you referring to your testicles? Anthropomorphically?"
Ricky Pendell [11:36 PM]: i cant spell that word
Carlos Diaz [11:37 PM]: and you said unto him
Carlos Diaz [11:37 PM]: "I cast thee out into the darkness! you who hath fallen into my trap of words!"
Carlos Diaz [11:37 PM]: and Pablo did go out into the darkness
Carlos Diaz [11:37 PM]: and in the darkness he met with a wise sage
Carlos Diaz [11:38 PM]: the sage did ask him "FOOL! Have you learned nothing from your travels?"
Carlos Diaz [11:38 PM]: and Pablo said "ALACK! my travels have showed me that long lost dark way. Forsooth, old sage! Prepare for your downfall!"
Ricky Pendell [11:39 PM]: and nothing he had learned!, for he spent all his money on crack rocks and frankincense...
Carlos Diaz [11:39 PM]: and so they did battle long and fierce until a hapless wanderer came upon them
Carlos Diaz [11:39 PM]: That he did, ricky.
Ricky Pendell [11:39 PM]: bye
Carlos Diaz [11:39 PM]: The wanderer was owed money from said crack rocks and thus bandied about and dilly dallied and sallied forth his firearm and pablo was struck from the sky
Carlos Diaz [11:40 PM]: and the heavens wept
Carlos Diaz [11:40 PM]: amen
Ricky is no longer online. The following was not sent: 11:40 PM
Ricky Pendell signed off 11:40 PM

And here's another one.

Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:29 PM]: what did you expect?
disreprivalizes [11:30 PM]: exaltation
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:30 PM]: THen it's pretty obvious why you're dispapointed
disreprivalizes [11:31 PM]: please explain it to me in great detail!
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:32 PM]: Because exaltation is a high expectation.
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:33 PM]: A great expectation, if you will.
disreprivalizes [11:33 PM]: I will
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:37 PM]: Sorry
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:37 PM]: To continue, when a result is below our expectations is the definition of disappointment
disreprivalizes [11:40 PM]: I see now!
disreprivalizes [11:40 PM]: You are saying I should not have expected much.
disreprivalizes [11:40 PM]: and are slighting my music
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:41 PM]: No, I'm not.
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:41 PM]: I'm saying EXALTATION is a too-great expectation for ANY musician
disreprivalizes [11:42 PM]: slightly slighting
disreprivalizes [11:42 PM]: ?
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:42 PM]: No.
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:43 PM]: ANY musician.
disreprivalizes [11:43 PM]: slightly slighting sited.
disreprivalizes [11:43 PM]: or Slightly Slight Sited, I guess makes more sense
disreprivalizes [11:43 PM]: WAIT
disreprivalizes [11:43 PM]: Sighted
disreprivalizes [11:43 PM]: what's wrong with me?
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:43 PM]: It's a question worthy of much debate.
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:43 PM]: I think the answer is that you're not in Chicago.
disreprivalizes [11:43 PM]: I blame society
disreprivalizes [11:44 PM]: I think that is probably a good answer
disreprivalizes [11:44 PM]: I should be a Chi_Town_Cutie
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:45 PM]: Totally
disreprivalizes [11:45 PM]: tell me how chicago rocks
disreprivalizes [11:48 PM]: Your sleight of slightly slighting was sighted
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:53 PM]: I'm tired of the alliteration and the punning.
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:53 PM]: I'm also too tired to tell you how Chicago rocks
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:53 PM]: I'll write a novel, how's that?
disreprivalizes [11:53 PM]: I will never get tired of it
disreprivalizes [11:53 PM]: that's a novel idea
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:53 PM]: STop it!
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:53 PM]: I'm off anyway
Chi_t0wn_h0tti3_1997 [11:53 PM]: Good night.
disreprivalizes [11:53 PM]: I CAN'T!
disreprivalizes [11:53 PM]: Good night

I bet this was hard to read.

i'm so bored and tired! somebody please

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