Never Forget
Yesterday, all day, we had company in the form of My grandparents, my retarded uncle and retarded aunt, and then my other grandparents.
I think my uncle jessie (not that famous one) is pretty drugged up to keep him docile and in a general I-don't-feel-like-throwing-a-young-Carlos-down-a-flight-of-stairs mood. Too bad they don't invent drugs that prevent the taker from shitting themself. As for my aunt, she doesn't need drugs. All she needs is a television. And her extremely creepy old very dirty Woody from Toy Story doll. That doll looks older than it could possibly be. The eyes are blank on it.
So yesterday I was pretty much stuck in my room the day because I couldn't watch tv or get on the internet because of too many people around I couldn't communicate with, either because they were retarded or only spake spanish. I played a video game I've owned for a long time but have never played but I lost most of the time and got tired of that. Then I tried lieing on my back staring at the ceiling for a while. Then later I got stood up by Danny Martinez, a.k.a. Danny Got Ditched. He's a loser everyone. A real nobody. I think J.J. is way better than Danny Martinez.
Oh yeah, I went to minerpalooza on friday. There was a parade and an elephant and a giraffe who wasn't part of the parade. He just escaped from the zoo and ended up there somehow. Then he made friends with the other parade animals and had to learn how to live the parade life instead of the posh zoo life he was used to. At first he thinks he is too good for them but then they save his life or something and he comes around eventually and everyone learns a lot of lessons. And then at the end they probably crash his home at the zoo or something to leave room for a sequel.
Then I was crowned homecoming king of parades. It was a pretty great night. Go UTEP! STOMP TECH!!!