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Today, I decided not to take the pill prescribed to me to help the bone in my ear convalesce and therefore stop the constant tone it produced which kept me awake at night because the pill induces drowsiness and made working yesterday less productive. So today I was wide awake to tackle every call thrown at me! I was(am) also helped in realizing how bored I was(am). You see, when you are half-asleep, or sometimes even completely asleep, on the job, the day passes much quicker. Three hours gone in a flash! I even fell asleep in between the time it took me to ask a question and the time it took the caller to answer. Then he rudely woke me up and so I had to ask again. So, hate your job? Here's my advice: Take pills that will make you tired. If someone asks, "hey, what's up with you? Falling asleep on the job, eh? Can't do that! No sir. Gotta stay awake! Get your work done! Can't let down the big-wigs upstairs! Can't let profits fall! Don't want to lay you off. Would break my heart. So, get to it." you say to them, "Hey, back off. I'm sick man. I gotta take this medicine that makes me so tired. So very tired. It's science, man. I can't stay awake because of science. So what, you want me to die? Just come on. Leave me alone already. I mean, I'm here right? I came to work. Come on."
Problem Solved.
Any other problems you need me to solve? I think that most problems can probably be solved that way. Or maybe with harder drugs. The harder the drug, the more effectively you handle your problems.
Can you call someone a foolhard if they are being foolhardy?
Ok. So. Get this.
I am taking my vacation in a few days. I figured I would take it before I got fired and could not take it anymore. But, I will not have access to a car 100% of the time because my car is dead. But, I have nowhere to go anyways. But, sometimes I like to go nowhere. I mean, I am already kind of going there but I would like to do it in a car. Maybe I should just get on a plane. They're faster, anyways. So, any suggestions? Any suggestions with prices so low I won't believe my eyes? Limited time only? Flying like hotcakes?
I'm pretty bored, man. I'm probably going to be bored later, too.
I bet if I worked at it I could be a bad writer. The kind of bad writer who gets published somehow. I wonder, "how much a bad writer can make?" What is the market like for bad writing? Do you think I should be the kind of bad writer who uses way too many bad metaphors or the kind that uses none at all? Or maybe I can try to write a whole book without using a certain letter. I think there's a term for that. I will buy whoever can find it, if it exists, a paid livejournal account. Forever.
I'm sorry, but writing all this pointless shit helps the time go. Go away time! Go on, get! What are you waiting for?! Can't you see we don't want you around??
Paperback Writer is playing right now. It's a sign! They changed the music here, finally, thankfully. From bad 'smooth' jazz renditions of popular songs to those Golden Oldies. So now some songs are actually listenable! Earlier they played that song that goes 'Ooh yeah' in a really deep voice. Buh Dum Dum. Chk, Chka Chka. You know the one. The one they play in any 80's or early 90's movie where a fantastically sexy women appears in slow motion. Hopefully there is a slow pan up! Va-va-voom! Ooh-la-la!
I now know the origin of the marines "oorah!" but still not of "ooh la la". I guess some things weren't meant to be known.
More people should call me at work! Like Isela. For all your gift card needs. 1 877 720 6601. I think.
Okay man! That's it.
Problem Solved.
Any other problems you need me to solve? I think that most problems can probably be solved that way. Or maybe with harder drugs. The harder the drug, the more effectively you handle your problems.
Can you call someone a foolhard if they are being foolhardy?
Ok. So. Get this.
I am taking my vacation in a few days. I figured I would take it before I got fired and could not take it anymore. But, I will not have access to a car 100% of the time because my car is dead. But, I have nowhere to go anyways. But, sometimes I like to go nowhere. I mean, I am already kind of going there but I would like to do it in a car. Maybe I should just get on a plane. They're faster, anyways. So, any suggestions? Any suggestions with prices so low I won't believe my eyes? Limited time only? Flying like hotcakes?
I'm pretty bored, man. I'm probably going to be bored later, too.
I bet if I worked at it I could be a bad writer. The kind of bad writer who gets published somehow. I wonder, "how much a bad writer can make?" What is the market like for bad writing? Do you think I should be the kind of bad writer who uses way too many bad metaphors or the kind that uses none at all? Or maybe I can try to write a whole book without using a certain letter. I think there's a term for that. I will buy whoever can find it, if it exists, a paid livejournal account. Forever.
I'm sorry, but writing all this pointless shit helps the time go. Go away time! Go on, get! What are you waiting for?! Can't you see we don't want you around??
Paperback Writer is playing right now. It's a sign! They changed the music here, finally, thankfully. From bad 'smooth' jazz renditions of popular songs to those Golden Oldies. So now some songs are actually listenable! Earlier they played that song that goes 'Ooh yeah' in a really deep voice. Buh Dum Dum. Chk, Chka Chka. You know the one. The one they play in any 80's or early 90's movie where a fantastically sexy women appears in slow motion. Hopefully there is a slow pan up! Va-va-voom! Ooh-la-la!
I now know the origin of the marines "oorah!" but still not of "ooh la la". I guess some things weren't meant to be known.
More people should call me at work! Like Isela. For all your gift card needs. 1 877 720 6601. I think.
Okay man! That's it.