I am starting to get generic christmas cards from people at work I don't know again

[disreprivalize]

As soon as you enter my workplace you see a desk and sometimes a receptionist. At night the receptionist is replaced with a security guard because there is no one to recept late at night. There used to be some South American guy there who would occasionally ask me what was up on breaks but he's gone now. I wonder where he is? Also gone is the fat

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[cleverchicken]

Hey man, remember when we dressed up like securitas and pablo took off running. You should play soccer in the parking lot of your workplace, and provoke the security guards with rude gestures and faces. And then when they come to get you, start crying and say you didn't know. OOH! I smell a wretched stench!! Seriously, I can't find it. Ok, check this shit out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blastocyst ...here's the deal- Let's be mad scientists and create an entire species of half Bovine, half Human freaks. It's possible, 100%%% In that thing called the Blastocyst is the intercell mas, and that is a sac of stem cells, but if you catch it early enough, its a whole bunch of stem cells that are not species specific, which means you could take a stem cell from a cow fetus, such as a cell from the developing endoderm, and to be more specific, the one for the SKULL! Then you have a dude with horns! AND his Brain will be huge! Then, what you do is this: get a chick, some pretty fine one, and drink the stem cells, and then bang her, and you'll totally get a little dude with horns.

Nah, Just kidding, here's what ya do: You get the stem cells from a robot that has a robotic missle arm, and you make a seperate baby freak with laser arms, then breed them to the Cowboys, or Dallas Cowboy's cheerleaders, and you get a breed of freaks with horns and laser cannon arms.

Nah, but seriously, the whole kid with horns thing is totally possible, but it's illegal.