You notice an office door that's slightly cracked down the middle, stuck, not tapped, to the window is a sign that reads "Paranormal Investigations: Prices Negotiable" there is no name, just office 13. There's no mailbox, but plenty of room to slide a note through the door if you wish.
You've reached Keats, unfortunately I'm either on a job or away from my desk. Leave a message, I'll get back to you. If you're calling in regards to any investigations, please leave details of the events and a time I can reach you. I accept work on a face to face basis only and rates will be negotiated upon meeting.
1. Voicemail
2. Text / Picture mail
Desk image is from flickr. Can be found
here.