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Dwight Fiasco
So on Thursday, Dwight and I were supposed to go on our first official date! I was so excited, on Wednesday, he had a bit to drink and was telling me I could choose whatever I wanted to do. So that was very nice of him. I told him I wanted to see North Country and he said that was a gooder of an idea. He told me to call him at 8 when he got off work.
So Thursday rolled around, and I called at 8. His aunt told me he wasn’t home yet, and she thought he might be on a date with someone (ME). I assumed he was at work still, and I told her to tell him I called. At 10 o’clock, I get a call from him and I can hear Scott and Sam in the background. Oh god, I was so pissed off. this is how our conversation went:
Him: Hey!
Me: What happened?
Him: Oh, I decided to go out with Shane Sam and Scott after work for supper.
Me: Couldn’t you have called me to cancel?
Him: I don’t have a cell phone!
Me: What about a pay phone?
Him: I remember your phone number.
Me: Well in that case, you should have just told your friends you already had plans.
Him: Why are you so mad?
Me: Because, I hate when people do this to me!
Him: Well, Scott and I wanna go out, but no one will tell us what to do.
Me: Oh, how about you screw yourself!
Him: Go die!
Then I hung up.
Then I called Nikki to tell her the situation, she told me to dump him, but I didn’t really want to. So I called him back to make more sense of what was going on.
Me: Uh, I just want to talk for like a second.
Him: Well ok.
Me: I really don’t appreciate that you didn’t call.
Him: I’m sorry.
Me: No you’re not. Are you even ready for a relationship!?
Him: Not really.
Me: Ok then, I guess it’s over.
Him: K.
Me: Talk to you later.
Him: Yeah for sure.
Fauck. I so liked him! I don’t know why I ask questions I don’t want the answer to. I’m a retard sometimes. But fear not my friends, I have moved on. Somewhat. In an unhealthy way mind you.
I went to the punk show on Friday and saw all my friends, including Tim and Dwight. There was some hilarity that made the night go by so much faster, even though there was some strange emo band put right in the centre of the show…and that was gay. I felt very emo. So Danie, Pyper and I went to the bathroom for some crucial hair backcombage and talking. Danie was polluted. She FRENCH KISSED ME!!! TWICE! Oh my god, it was so hysterical. I don’t even really remember why she did it, all I remember was laughing so hard after she did it. Then I told the girls my situation with Dwight and Pyper said the most hysterical thing. “Erin, don’t worry about it. He looks like a 666 Cheerleader!” Then I practically peed my pants. Because its true.
Then I decided to go out for a smoke with Pyper, and to my astonishment I saw DARYL! Oh my night just got 20 times better. Daryl is the king when it comes to me being sweet. Even though he’s a douche from time to time, he’s a good guy. So we shared some hugs and such, then Pyper and I smoked a cigarette in the bushes because she ‘only quits around people.’
Then I went back inside to enjoy some tunes with Randelle and Tonia. Then when the show was coming to an end me and Trevor Harrylock realised we didn’t have a ride! So I kindly asked Tim if Trevor and I could hitch a ride back to Red Deer with him and his friend, and he said yes! That was so kind of him.
So on Thursday, Dwight and I were supposed to go on our first official date! I was so excited, on Wednesday, he had a bit to drink and was telling me I could choose whatever I wanted to do. So that was very nice of him. I told him I wanted to see North Country and he said that was a gooder of an idea. He told me to call him at 8 when he got off work.
So Thursday rolled around, and I called at 8. His aunt told me he wasn’t home yet, and she thought he might be on a date with someone (ME). I assumed he was at work still, and I told her to tell him I called. At 10 o’clock, I get a call from him and I can hear Scott and Sam in the background. Oh god, I was so pissed off. this is how our conversation went:
Him: Hey!
Me: What happened?
Him: Oh, I decided to go out with Shane Sam and Scott after work for supper.
Me: Couldn’t you have called me to cancel?
Him: I don’t have a cell phone!
Me: What about a pay phone?
Him: I remember your phone number.
Me: Well in that case, you should have just told your friends you already had plans.
Him: Why are you so mad?
Me: Because, I hate when people do this to me!
Him: Well, Scott and I wanna go out, but no one will tell us what to do.
Me: Oh, how about you screw yourself!
Him: Go die!
Then I hung up.
Then I called Nikki to tell her the situation, she told me to dump him, but I didn’t really want to. So I called him back to make more sense of what was going on.
Me: Uh, I just want to talk for like a second.
Him: Well ok.
Me: I really don’t appreciate that you didn’t call.
Him: I’m sorry.
Me: No you’re not. Are you even ready for a relationship!?
Him: Not really.
Me: Ok then, I guess it’s over.
Him: K.
Me: Talk to you later.
Him: Yeah for sure.
Fauck. I so liked him! I don’t know why I ask questions I don’t want the answer to. I’m a retard sometimes. But fear not my friends, I have moved on. Somewhat. In an unhealthy way mind you.
I went to the punk show on Friday and saw all my friends, including Tim and Dwight. There was some hilarity that made the night go by so much faster, even though there was some strange emo band put right in the centre of the show…and that was gay. I felt very emo. So Danie, Pyper and I went to the bathroom for some crucial hair backcombage and talking. Danie was polluted. She FRENCH KISSED ME!!! TWICE! Oh my god, it was so hysterical. I don’t even really remember why she did it, all I remember was laughing so hard after she did it. Then I told the girls my situation with Dwight and Pyper said the most hysterical thing. “Erin, don’t worry about it. He looks like a 666 Cheerleader!” Then I practically peed my pants. Because its true.
Then I decided to go out for a smoke with Pyper, and to my astonishment I saw DARYL! Oh my night just got 20 times better. Daryl is the king when it comes to me being sweet. Even though he’s a douche from time to time, he’s a good guy. So we shared some hugs and such, then Pyper and I smoked a cigarette in the bushes because she ‘only quits around people.’
Then I went back inside to enjoy some tunes with Randelle and Tonia. Then when the show was coming to an end me and Trevor Harrylock realised we didn’t have a ride! So I kindly asked Tim if Trevor and I could hitch a ride back to Red Deer with him and his friend, and he said yes! That was so kind of him.