im not racist, this is from the chris rock stand up comedy show.
back in the day they wouldnt let black people learn to read or anything, so instead of drug dealers they had book&word dealers. you see black guys on the corner "yo i got this new page, new shit right here. i gots a new word, 4 pieces of bread for this new word!" but most black people did read and shit anyways.
there was this one black guy goin down the road, on his little car thing with the horses and shit. and hes comin up to an intersection and see's a stop sign and goes "oh lord, what am i gonna do. if i keep goin im gonna cause an accident, and if i stop these crackas is gonna kill me!" so he keeps on going, hoping he dont hit any other people and BOOM!! he runs into like two other people, causes a big accident. and the cops come and say "hey nigger, why didnt you stop at the sign?!" he goes "you mean that octagon looking thing??" the cop says "who taught you octagon nigga?!?"
haha its even funnier with the accents and stuff.
there was this one black guy goin down the road, on his little car thing with the horses and shit. and hes comin up to an intersection and see's a stop sign and goes "oh lord, what am i gonna do. if i keep goin im gonna cause an accident, and if i stop these crackas is gonna kill me!" so he keeps on going, hoping he dont hit any other people and BOOM!! he runs into like two other people, causes a big accident. and the cops come and say "hey nigger, why didnt you stop at the sign?!" he goes "you mean that octagon looking thing??" the cop says "who taught you octagon nigga?!?"
haha its even funnier with the accents and stuff.