Prime Example.
Hi honey, it's Ash. Just calling to see what was up because, hi, we haven't talked in a while. Anyway, so I heard this vicious rumor, well, okay, not vicious, that's the wrong word, but I heard that you got two D's last semester and were sick of Wayne's bitching, so you moved back home. Like. Mississippi home. Kansas home. Missiouri home. Before Orange County home, home. And so I hope that's not true because, first, that just sucks, second, I wouldn't see you for a long time, and third, if that is true, why didn't you call me. You never call me. So, gimme a call! Lova ya!
Throw in some giggles and condescending laughs and this is the voicemail I got earlier this week. I'm so disappointed.
Throw in some giggles and condescending laughs and this is the voicemail I got earlier this week. I'm so disappointed.