Never Ridden A Train Before
Current train of thought:
*eating a piece of pizza*
- "what is this F'd up grey thing on my pizza?"
- "should I take it off or just keep eating?"
- "Nah. Take it off. Who knows what that thing could be"
- "could be a piece of the person that made the pizza. Like KFC."
- "Wonder what the weirdest possible piece of flesh (similarly sized to then grey thing) I could find on my pizza would be?"
- "Foreskin. No, to obvious. An earlobe."
- "What would be someone's excuse for having a missing earlobe?"
- "as an insult I'd probably phrase it something like, "well I was doing it with your mom and she told me to talk dirty to her. I called her a dirty whore and she bit off my earlobe".
End of Train (for good reason)
*eating a piece of pizza*
- "what is this F'd up grey thing on my pizza?"
- "should I take it off or just keep eating?"
- "Nah. Take it off. Who knows what that thing could be"
- "could be a piece of the person that made the pizza. Like KFC."
- "Wonder what the weirdest possible piece of flesh (similarly sized to then grey thing) I could find on my pizza would be?"
- "Foreskin. No, to obvious. An earlobe."
- "What would be someone's excuse for having a missing earlobe?"
- "as an insult I'd probably phrase it something like, "well I was doing it with your mom and she told me to talk dirty to her. I called her a dirty whore and she bit off my earlobe".
End of Train (for good reason)