Beautiful Hangover = Big Fap'n'Jizz Fest
I came home tonight and finally watched Big Bang's "Beautiful Hangover" without
distractions and with some serious volume.
This video is ridiculous. At first, I felt like I should save the spazzing for the next podcast... but then I decided that this MV is sexy enough for an honorable mention of its own while leaving the ultimate spazz for the show.
As my K-pop Cherry Poppers have gotten older, they have gotten sexier. Its amazing how I once was in love only with SeungRi and while he still shares the top spot with DaeSung... the other members have become nothing short of... fuckable.
Yeah I said it.
And although my shy and slightly conservative side wants to delete that, I won't so you can understand where my head is at right now and exactly how severe I am suffering from VIP addiction.
SeungRi. Why must you look at me so? You know those eyes and lips make me the kind of uncomfortable that can only be eased with delusional day dreams of us living a long and happy life together. Whew.
I guess its a good thing Daddy YG is sticking to Korea in his search for concert venues. If you came to the US, you might be held responsible for murder because I would die if you looked in my general direction. Just die.
DaeSung. Your smooth, powerful voice slays me every time I hear it. I've come to adore every aspect of your personality and now you wear flattering shirts that reveal well toned arm muscles. While SeungRi looking in my general direction would cause outright death, you looking in my general direction would cause a heart-attack-stroke-aneurysm-collapsing-lung sensation that I would just barely survive providing SeungRi is nowhere to be seen.
T.O.P.
As I've mentioned before, every time a camera points at you, you get more sexy. How do you do that? While your deep toned voice has remained the same since your debut, your style, charisma and like... aura or something has changed into something truly irresistible. And it intensifies every day.
Taeyang. I've figured out what it is about you that makes me crazy. You are really damn fine. You have an amazing body. And your singing can melt the pants off anyone in a 10 mile radius. I wouldn't turn down a sexual encounter with you... but actually what I really want is to BE you. So much swagger, talent and innocence in one person is not fair. You are blessed.
G-Dragon. You and I have had our ups and downs. Your blond hair bothered me. Seeing you smoke made me cringe. But you know how to set those who have gone astray back on track. The glasses. The dark sexy eyes. The hint of an erotic beast behind sensual demeanor. At the end of the day you are the perfect man to lead an orgy Big Bang.
Overall, this video blew my mind, among other things. I am eternally grateful that Big Bang are the first K-pop group I ever saw. With Big Bang, every morning is a beautiful hangover.
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