[Milo and Crackers Mei Yin Fluffy are curled up in an armchair in the Joe West common room, in the middle of what appears to be a very riveting conversation.]
--an't touch the comm, give me that. Here! Fluffy! [a rustling; Milo's won his comm back from the cat and shoved it into a front pocket] And I'm a teacher, Fluffy, it would be--it'd be very
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...I won't pass out. And I am a man! A...a man that doesn't want to get fired!
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You won't, hm? Okay tough guy. Picture this. Close your eyes. No peeking -- both of them. Yes, now. Imagine that lovely girl, Kida, in her dress for the party. Something in light blue, maybe? Perhaps in a more modern fashion and it's shoulderless, with a tear-drop necklace where the sapphire hangs low and dips into her-- [Is Milo freaking out yet?]
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Well, no, but she is a student, and I've worked in universities where teacher-student...r-relationships are way against the rules! There'd be some kind of consequences, and you know how the principal is...!
Why do I have to close my e-- [Nevertheless, he does so...aaaaannnnd he's promptly freaking out. And making some shocked noises that would have been words if he was capable of coherent thought right now.]
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That's why I'm here.
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[BUT HE'S SEEN KIDA IN LESS CLOTHING THAN A DRESS. MUCH LESS CLOTHING! ATLANTEANS AREN'T KNOWN FOR THEIR CONSERVATIVE CLOTHING.]
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[But...she'll be in FORMAL WEAR. AND SHE WOULD LOOK DAMN BEAUTIFUL IN FORMAL WEAR]
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[WHY AM I EVEN CONSIDERING THIS I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF]
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[...who am I kidding NO I CAN'T]
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[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---]
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...Fine. I'll do it.
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Good, that's the spirit! We'll start in a few days, hopefully this mist will clear up by then so we'll have the best type of atmosphere.
[And it will give Tulio time to beef up his plans. This guy was going to need more than just a map of female anatomy. He was going to need an atlas.]
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Er, all right...
[Maps? He's a cartographer! Yay! MILO LOVES MAPS!
...waitwhat]
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I can do that.
[no he can't]
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